My inspiration, Part 1

Back in May, my above ground pool busted.  I hated that pool.  It was an eyesore in the yard and a pain in the ass to take care of.  I couldn't have been happier that it broke.  But my wife and children wanted to swim.  By June we secured a HELOC, July we had a contract for an in-ground pool, August we had the permit submitted, and finally started construction this month.  Once I inked the deal, we were talking of pool parties and family swim time.  I don't mind taking a private dip in the pool, but the thought of baring my giant hairy gut in front of guests brings me enormous shame and embarrassment.